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Product Image 10% SALE Little Miss Wild Air Plant Bush Antique Bisque Doll with Air Plant
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10% SALE Little Miss Wild Air Plant Bush Antique Bisque Doll

$266.00 USD $295.00 USD

I'm one of a kind...get me before I'm gone!

It's all about Eve and she is turning green! The Garden of Eden's going all natural in ESW's newest member from the Creepy Cute Collection – forget fears of labial dentistry, this is vaginal botany! *)))

Made of bisque, this little bra burner has let her less than secret garden get a breath of fresh air – and though the carpet doesn't match the drapes, she's as wild at heart inside and out.

Her bush baby is an Air Plant that requires minimal maintenance but will get maximum attention. So be sure to give her plenty of TLC - greenery grows best when talked to, and since your eyes are already down there, why not strike up a conversation. That's not just a rustle in the leaves you hear…

Little Miss Wild additionally has twinkling green glitter eyes and red ruby glittered lips that match her little red heart ESW signature on her sweet little tushie.

PRODUCT DETAILS: 

  • Doll measures: 2"L x 3.5"W X 7"H
  • The words "Made in Japan" is inscribed on this bisque dolls back.
  • Air Plants, also known as Tillandsia, are very low maintenance. They don't require soil to grow, only moderate light, proper air flow, and a good soak every week. Additionally, This plant species will also clump and sire additional babies.
  • The Air plant bush is permanently attached and you can bathe her all together, just don't try to shave her ;)*
  • A FREE 4oz bottle of ESW Air Plant Fertilizer is included with purchase!
  • Detailed care instructions will also be sent with purchase.
  • Gift wrap included. 

Air Plantz cannot ship outside of the United States.

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